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Unread 07-18-2012, 09:55 PM   #49801
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Jerkin' it/petting the clam is like eating fast food, sometimes it's good, most of the time it's...ok, but you could be having MUCH better if you tried hard enough.

HEHE HARD.
Not if you're really awesome and other people are mostly average.

Plus it's perfect for selfish people. Like, whatever, I don't want to DEAL with YOUR NEEDS.
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Unread 07-18-2012, 09:59 PM   #49802
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Masturbation also has the side effect of making sexual acts like hand jobs and fingering almost always disappointing, despite the good intentions.

"oh hun, you are trying so hard, but you can't beat the master"
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Unread 07-18-2012, 10:01 PM   #49803
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Amy Pond is hot.
She is SO pretty.
Her wedding dress is too plain for her.
/seen one episode
*Googles* Oh look, the actress that plays her has the first name as me. XD


Why am I having so much fun with my bio homework? Yet I still procrastinate.
I guess it's because it's easy and I finally understand it after three years. Which is a tiny bit sad...
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Unread 07-18-2012, 10:08 PM   #49804
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I won't put my input on masturbation. xD

I'll instead talk about how I just finished a dress design!
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Unread 07-18-2012, 10:11 PM   #49805
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I won't put my input on masturbation. xD

I'll instead talk about how I just finished a dress design!

Ooh! What kind of dress? Cosplay? Lolita? Formal? Casual? Wedding? (sorry. I have wedding dresses on the brain...)
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Unread 07-18-2012, 10:14 PM   #49806
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Speaking of dress design, I really need to get working on my prom dress otherwise my mom won't let me make it.......that, and finding nice fabric, which is ALWAYS an issue.
Also, Joann Fabrics had BETTER have a prom dress contest this year.
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Unread 07-18-2012, 10:14 PM   #49807
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Ooh! What kind of dress? Cosplay? Lolita? Formal? Casual? Wedding? (sorry. I have wedding dresses on the brain...)
Cosplay. I draw designs for all of those though! : D
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Unread 07-18-2012, 10:15 PM   #49808
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"oh hun, you are trying so hard, but you can't beat the master"
"You're a nice person. That's sweet that you tried. I really appreciate it. How about this: how about I'll just finish up, and you can go play video games or something. Hush your precious little head, I like you plenty. I'll make you cookies later. When I'm done. Now please go away. And wash your hands before you touch my stuff."

On a completely, mercifully unrelated note, I managed to kill Shadowmere in Skyrim. I managed to kill. An undead. Horse. There's a joke in there but I'm too sad to make it.
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Unread 07-18-2012, 10:16 PM   #49809
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Masturbation also has the side effect of making sexual acts like hand jobs and fingering almost always disappointing
I can, but you train your partner to be second in command.
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Unread 07-18-2012, 10:18 PM   #49810
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oh, dress design? Great timing. I'm actually designing a summer top that I can make with some leftover stretch fabric and a black plain tee I bought (with the intention to paint on it) and never wore. I designed, basically, a tank top with hexagonal cutaways running down the back. I decided I had to add in t-sirt cotton when I realized the original is to heavy for summer when all-over, annnd being stretchy, wouldn't hold the shape. So it'll be a sort of princess seam in front with just a center panel of it for extra comfort.
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Unread 07-18-2012, 10:24 PM   #49811
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Cosplay. I draw designs for all of those though! : D
HEY.
WAIT.
I NEVER SAW THUMBELINA.

;n;
Also what am I doing, stalking people when I should be studying again?
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Unread 07-18-2012, 10:24 PM   #49812
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I have so many things to say about this topic of conversation that I can't actually bring myself to type...
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Unread 07-18-2012, 10:25 PM   #49813
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HEY.
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I NEVER SAW THUMBELINA.

;n;
Also what am I doing, stalking people when I should be studying again?
THAT'S WHAT I DIDNT DO. FUCK.
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Unread 07-18-2012, 10:26 PM   #49814
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HEY.
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I NEVER SAW THUMBELINA.

;n;
Also what am I doing, stalking people when I should be studying again?
NEVER SAW THUBELINA?! If you have Netflix, it's on there.
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Unread 07-18-2012, 10:27 PM   #49815
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"You're a nice person. That's sweet that you tried. I really appreciate it. How about this: how about I'll just finish up, and you can go play video games or something. Hush your precious little head, I like you plenty. I'll make you cookies later. When I'm done. Now please go away. And wash your hands before you touch my stuff."

On a completely, mercifully unrelated note, I managed to kill Shadowmere in Skyrim. I managed to kill. An undead. Horse. There's a joke in there but I'm too sad to make it.
Or it ends up like "oh screw the foreplay let's just do it"

I know a glitch where you can shoot horses like a cannon, you just get on one of those dome roofs that dwarven ruins have and dismount the horse at a weird angle on it. Horse goes PEWWWW into the sunset... "Shadowmere has died"
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