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Unread 09-01-2012, 08:00 PM   #54601
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Unread 09-01-2012, 09:23 PM   #54602
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I just read the most insane summery of a Fan Fiction to ever grace the face of the Earth. Courtesy of cracked.com

Goku from Dragon Ball Z and Anne Frank Fall in Love, Fight Super-Hitler


Someone wrote a fanfiction where Anne Frank, yes the young Jewish girl who died during WW2, meets and falls in love with Goku from Dragon Ball Z.

After we where all just discussing how inappropriate it is to photoshop images of horrific war crimes to be pop culture trendy, this takes the cake.

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The year is 1944. Little Anne Frank is hiding from the Nazis in the secret annex of her father's office building, when suddenly a strange man appears in a flash of light:
Someone who she had never seen before! His clothes were very strange, and his hair was in a spiky style that was totally new to her. She stood against the wall, wary of the stranger, but he walked towards her and smiled, extending a hand. "My name is Goku."

Goku. From Dragon Ball Z. In Anne Frank's attic.
While we can't ever hope to comprehend why this would happen, we can attempt to tell you how: Goku explains that he was "caught into a time portal" and needs a few minutes to recharge his cells before going back to his time. Those fleeting minutes, however, are more than enough for Anne to become smitten with him. She tries to kiss him, but sadly, Goku breaks her heart when he confesses that he's married, leaving in another flash of light. Anne says she'll never forget Goku until the end of time.

So wait, he's just gonna leave this young girl to die at the hands of the Nazis? That doesn't sound like the Son Goku we know. This is just the author masterfully toying with our emotions, it turns out, because just a month later, Goku returns to save Anne from the Gestapo. At that moment, he confesses his love, and the fact that he's married is never mentioned again in the story.

Where It Gets Really Creepy:
Let's leave aside the fact that Goku is a warrior from a superior alien race, the Saiyans, who turns blond and blue-eyed when he powers up, and Anne Frank is a Jewish girl who really existed and died in World War II ... actually, let's not leave that aside, because that's all sorts of messed up.

But then things turn even weirder when Goku and Anne fly to Paris and battle the entire Third Reich. After Goku hijacks a tank and goes on a Nazi killing spree, Hitler is met in a final confrontation:
Hitler continued laughing, then finally said "Goku! You came here expecting to find a madman, but instead, you found a GOD!" Hitler had become a Super Saiyan.

So, wait, is Hitler from Goku's race? Was his Aryan ideal actually about Super Saiyans all along? Because that ... that makes a frightening amount of sense.
After a mighty battle that would have taken at least 20 episodes of the anime series, Goku disintegrates Super Hitler with a Kamehameha, destroys the time machine and moves to Australia with Anne, where they get married and settle down. Hey, at least they spared us the sex scene in this one.
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Unread 09-01-2012, 09:30 PM   #54603
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I had chocolate caaaaaaaaaaaaake so yummy.

Also you guys probably know this but don't watch The Dictator.... it's so baaaaaaaaaad
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Unread 09-01-2012, 09:34 PM   #54604
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I just read the most insane summery of a Fan Fiction to ever grace the face of the Earth. Courtesy of cracked.com

Goku from Dragon Ball Z and Anne Frank Fall in Love, Fight Super-Hitler


Someone wrote a fanfiction where Anne Frank, yes the young Jewish girl who died during WW2, meets and falls in love with Goku from Dragon Ball Z.

After we where all just discussing how inappropriate it is to photoshop images of horrific war crimes to be pop culture trendy, this takes the cake.
That story was interesting and I actually kind of liked it.
Hmmm.
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Unread 09-01-2012, 09:36 PM   #54605
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Unread 09-01-2012, 09:44 PM   #54606
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Once upon an evening dreary, while I lurked weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten posts,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a bitching,
As of some one gently pitching, bitching at my chamber door.
`'Tis JasonTerror,' I muttered, `bitching at my chamber door -
Only this, and nothing more.'
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Unread 09-01-2012, 10:11 PM   #54607
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How the heck did that happen?
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Unread 09-01-2012, 10:18 PM   #54608
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How the heck did that happen?
I wish I had an elaborate story to tell but she really just BIT it. Dx SHE FELT LIKE TOE BITING!

She may be a bit buzzed.
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Once upon an evening dreary, while I lurked weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten posts,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a bitching,
As of some one gently pitching, bitching at my chamber door.
`'Tis JasonTerror,' I muttered, `bitching at my chamber door -
Only this, and nothing more.'
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Unread 09-01-2012, 10:20 PM   #54609
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Yeah.... that's pretty weird.
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There is a vibe here that says "We're in this together! Through thick and thin fabric! Through cold water washes and burning hot irons! Though we might super glue ourselves to our projects, cut holes/gashes/oh-god-mom's-gonna-kill-me into the dining room table, we will stand strong together. Unless there is a 75% off sale at the Fabric store. Then you're on your own. And get the hell out of my way." <3
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Unread 09-01-2012, 10:41 PM   #54610
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Dude it brought tears to my eyes...

And my feet are clean I promise
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While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a bitching,
As of some one gently pitching, bitching at my chamber door.
`'Tis JasonTerror,' I muttered, `bitching at my chamber door -
Only this, and nothing more.'
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Unread 09-01-2012, 11:11 PM   #54611
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Unread 09-01-2012, 11:25 PM   #54612
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Unread 09-01-2012, 11:46 PM   #54613
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Weekends are always so slow round these parts. I was going to drink and
be entertained, and hopefully entertaining in turn.
These parts are sllllooowwww.

My fishies are doing well, however.


One of my quick little Livestreams never saved, kinda bumbed :| but I did two quick ones later today, ones only about 6 minutes long since people ask me sometimes how long it takes for me to lay out clean lines with a sketch. The verdict? Around 6 minutes. /snort/

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