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Unread 10-24-2012, 06:07 PM   #57376
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Because I'm feeling evil:

You finally get up the courage to step on the beetle. Instead of the sickening crunch, you meet solid resistance. From underneath your foot you hear the soft giggle of a child. Horrified, you scoop it up using several tissues and run to the bathroom. Despite yourself, you glance at it. It has human eyes. Fighting nausea, you flush it down the toilet. Just as it disappears in the swirl, you hear it say "We all float down here, Emilyyyyyy..."

I miss you, Drawberry. We must have ourselves a chat, as in the days of yore.
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Unread 10-24-2012, 06:09 PM   #57377
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WTF sam!
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Once upon an evening dreary, while I lurked weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten posts,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a bitching,
As of some one gently pitching, bitching at my chamber door.
`'Tis JasonTerror,' I muttered, `bitching at my chamber door -
Only this, and nothing more.'
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Unread 10-24-2012, 06:12 PM   #57378
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We also have evidence that you like cake.

So, are you indeed a part of the latter category?
All I can say is I regret nothing.

Uncle Sam, you are a prince among men.

And also a creepy motherfucker.
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Unread 10-24-2012, 06:13 PM   #57379
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WTF sam!
Hey, she likes scarypasta and such and such!
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Unread 10-24-2012, 06:13 PM   #57380
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I know but my curiosity was all there and I read it and now DDDDDx
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Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten posts,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a bitching,
As of some one gently pitching, bitching at my chamber door.
`'Tis JasonTerror,' I muttered, `bitching at my chamber door -
Only this, and nothing more.'
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Unread 10-24-2012, 06:16 PM   #57381
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Hey, she likes scarypasta and such and such!
I feel like your icon is looking into my soul.
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Unread 10-24-2012, 06:16 PM   #57382
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Hey, it's Jia! How are you these days, Jia?
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Unread 10-24-2012, 06:21 PM   #57383
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Hey, it's Jia! How are you these days, Jia?
What a silly question.

Jia has no time for emotions. Not while she has enemies to devour! She will dishonor their widows by making them carry wood.
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Unread 10-24-2012, 06:27 PM   #57384
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What I really want right about now is to rob a bank and get away with it
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Unread 10-24-2012, 06:28 PM   #57385
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What I really want right about now is to rob a bank and get away with it
Let's plan this, we need two other guys.

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Unread 10-24-2012, 06:31 PM   #57386
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Let's plan this, we need two other guys.
Sexist!

I think we should have fullbleed be the poledancing distraction.
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Unread 10-24-2012, 06:35 PM   #57387
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I think we should have fullbleed be the poledancing distraction.
SOLD.
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Unread 10-24-2012, 06:35 PM   #57388
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His milkshake brings all the boys and girls to the yard?
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Unread 10-24-2012, 06:38 PM   #57389
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Any volunteers for the fourth member of this team?
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Unread 10-24-2012, 06:39 PM   #57390
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Ooo! Me! I'll be the team's snitch. Every caper needs a snitch!
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