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Unread 11-08-2012, 10:31 AM   #58081
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I wanna go on a trip to America, but I can't choose where.

Why is your country so goddamn broad? Too much breadth. And quite a bit of length too. Lots of potential locations to visit betwixt sea and shining sea.

Suggestions?

EDIT - testicles.
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Unread 11-08-2012, 10:31 AM   #58082
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We haven't talked about genitals for a couple hundred pages now. What have we become?
You want to get matching WTC wang-tattoos? Or do you fear that their may then be targeted by terrorists. I understand, it's a valid fear.
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Unread 11-08-2012, 10:44 AM   #58083
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So last night I tried to go to the store and I guess this happened.

I wasn't around for the events, I was a few hours late.
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Unread 11-08-2012, 10:49 AM   #58084
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Come to New York City, Sybren. There's a bunch of us close by/there, plus it's New York City.
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Unread 11-08-2012, 10:51 AM   #58085
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RE: Genitals.

For Halloween this one groups sets up a haunted house made of truck trailers, like these:



And it's like 4 or 5 attached in various ways to create hallways. They've spray-painted the front to have this interesting design and logo that's all creepy and what not, but it's done in a sort of free-hand style and when your driving down the road facing that front of the haunted house the sign that says 'Anxiety Alley' is partially cut off by a sign for the building center that it's parked on the lawn of.

So one day we're driving toward it, my eye sight is shit even with my glasses and the words 'Anxiety Alley' are partially cut off by the sign for the building and I read it out loud as 'Honkity Alley'.

Brandon looses it.

Through various other in-jokes it's ended up making one stupid joke that ends up with 'Honkity Alley; fresh genitals sold daily', like a supermarket only for wangs n' stuff. It partly came from questioning the logistics of the insult "eat a bag of dicks" and wondering where they got the dicks from and if you can bulk order bags of dicks.

So there you go.

Genitals for Sam Vimes.
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Unread 11-08-2012, 10:54 AM   #58086
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Unread 11-08-2012, 10:56 AM   #58087
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Come to New York City, Sybren. There's a bunch of us close by/there, plus it's New York City.
Dick truck mode activate.

Why do people from New York think they're the cultural center of the universe?

I can't think of a nicer way of saying that.
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Unread 11-08-2012, 11:03 AM   #58088
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I wanna go on a trip to America, but I can't choose where.

Why is your country so goddamn broad? Too much breadth. And quite a bit of length too. Lots of potential locations to visit betwixt sea and shining sea.

Suggestions?

EDIT - testicles.
Testicles is a good suggestion, lovely foliage.

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Dick truck mode activate.

Why do people from New York think they're the cultural center of the universe?

I can't think of a nicer way of saying that.
Because that's what the movies tells everyone?

*cough*I'm going to New York next year.*cough*

Genital related. The rap gig I went to last night was selling t shirts with pictures of penises on them. http://i46.tinypic.com/2qtz79f.jpg
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Unread 11-08-2012, 11:05 AM   #58089
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To be fair, I've always kind of wanted to go to NYC anyway.

I just needed affirmation and offers of accommodation. I can't maintain this charade any more.

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Why do people from New York think they're the cultural center of the universe?
Because approximately 90% of all movies ever made take place there? Probably not. They're probably just pleased that it turned out better than old York. That place sucks.

I've been to the US a couple of times before - once to Orlando, Florida and once to San Francisco, but I've always fancied New York. Times Square and all that jazz. Orlando was cool because roller coasters, but pretty boring otherwise.
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Unread 11-08-2012, 11:14 AM   #58090
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Because approximately 90% of all movies ever made take place there? Probably not.
And games --- NYC may be the Tokyo of the USA in that regard.

Walking into Times Square for the first time thinking "Hey, I've been here before" is a strange feeling.
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Unread 11-08-2012, 11:14 AM   #58091
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Why is your country so goddamn broad?
To accommodate our fat asses and gigantic brass balls.

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Come to New York City, Sybren. There's a bunch of us close by/there, plus it's New York City.
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Why do people from New York think they're the cultural center of the universe?

I can't think of a nicer way of saying that.
Because it is. Fuck you. Can't think of a nicer way of saying it!

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*cough*I'm going to New York next year.*cough*
Yay!

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Unread 11-08-2012, 11:15 AM   #58092
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Always to sig.

Always.

Dunno what I feel like fer lunch.....could make another turkey wrap. Or just a regular ol' sammach. Or skettios for the third lunch in a row. Got some burger meat I could use. Hrms.
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Unread 11-08-2012, 11:24 AM   #58093
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Come to New York City, Sybren. There's a bunch of us close by/there, plus it's New York City.
3rding. NYC is expensive, but pretty great. Ton to see, do, eat and unfournately, smell. If not, DC or Chicago are pretty rad.

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Why do people from New York think they're the cultural center of the universe?
Because New York City literally is the cultural center of the universe.

[quote=fullbleed;4546352][size="1"]*cough*I'm going to New York next year.*cough*

Awesome, any idea when? Hopefully not when I'm in London


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To be fair, I've always kind of wanted to go to NYC anyway.

I just needed affirmation and offers of accommodation. I can't maintain this charade any more.



Because approximately 90% of all movies ever made take place there? Probably not. They're probably just pleased that it turned out better than old York. That place sucks.

I've been to the US a couple of times before - once to Orlando, Florida and once to San Francisco, but I've always fancied New York. Times Square and all that jazz. Orlando was cool because roller coasters, but pretty boring otherwise.
Orlando is a cool place to visit, but yeah, unless you know folks down there, it's pretty much amusement parks and nothing else.

If you do want to hit up NYC next year know, let me know the ideal dates and what now, I may be able to put you up for a night or 2, depending on what I'm doing.
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Unread 11-08-2012, 11:25 AM   #58094
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Dunno what I feel like fer lunch.....could make another turkey wrap. Or just a regular ol' sammach. Or skettios for the third lunch in a row. Got some burger meat I could use. Hrms.
How about egg balls?
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Unread 11-08-2012, 11:28 AM   #58095
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If I had eggs, and a wang shaped egg ring, I would.

It would be all I'd ever eat again.

Wang shaped foods for everybody.
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