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Unread 11-29-2012, 06:17 PM   #60076
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Customer: “Looks like I’ll need cash back today.”

(The customer opens his wallet. It’s empty.)

Me: *laughs* “Oh, I know how that is.” *joking* “But I never even have the cash to get back.”

(The customer gets $40 in cash back. I hand him two twenties.)

Me: “Twenty and forty, have a good day, sir!”

Customer: “Thank you!”

(He walks off a moment, then turns around and tosses one of the twenties I handed him onto the register.)

Customer: “A little cash back for you.” *smiles*

(Before I can protest, he leaves. I wound up using that $20 to fill my gas tank. Thank you, sir!)
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Unread 11-29-2012, 06:21 PM   #60077
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The only rolling stone I know of.

(Googling "Rock of Ages" links to some movie about music, which I don't know or want to know anyway).
It's actually a musical first to be fair.
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Unread 11-29-2012, 06:33 PM   #60078
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Holy crap, this baby is OFF THE CHARTS!

(Or is the Top 10 if we're talking about music?)
No, I sincerely think it's cute how you're so oblivious to so much pop culture. You're like something out of a very weird fairy tale.
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Unread 11-29-2012, 06:38 PM   #60079
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No, I sincerely think it's cute how you're so oblivious to so much pop culture. You're like something out of a very weird fairy tale.
It's Quťbec, it's not a fairy tale
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Unread 11-29-2012, 06:44 PM   #60080
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When Brando gets home we're going to go be hipster at Tim Hortons and draw while eating doughnuts.
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Unread 11-29-2012, 06:45 PM   #60081
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When Brando gets home we're going to go be hipster at Tim Hortons and draw while eating doughnuts.
Like a police sketch artist? The previous statement does not necessarily condone the stereotyping of law enforcement or the use jokes from previous decades.
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Unread 11-29-2012, 06:47 PM   #60082
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Like a police sketch artist? The previous statement does not necessarily reflect the author's views on any professional stereotypes.
Exactly like a police sketch artist.
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Unread 11-29-2012, 08:24 PM   #60083
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Getting triple helixes in the top rims of my ears come Saturday. The tattoo/piercing shop is owned by great artists and personal friends, so I'm terribly excited to see both of them (note: I don't get excited to see other people regularly. If anything I get worked up and anxious like a poorly socialized toy-dog and compulsively think of ways to get out of having to interact with other humans for any intensive intervals. Mostly by shaking and peeing), but only now it's really dawning on me that that's a lot of holes being punched in my body in a short period of time.
My pain threshold is pretty high, but I've never had a hard-cartilage piercing before and this will be my first/s in like... six years.
I've got a feeling I'm going to be playing Russian Roulette with my nerve endings.


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Exactly like a police sketch artist.
Maybe it's just my rural upbringing, but GodDamn, if I saw a couple affectionately drawing together and eating donuts at a Tim's I would get so irrationally excited. I wouldn't actually approach you at any point, but I would steal glances every now and again and think about how cool you were.
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Unread 11-29-2012, 09:39 PM   #60084
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When Brando gets home we're going to go be hipster at Tim Hortons and draw while eating doughnuts.
...That's the opposite of hipster in Canada. The hipsters here go to fancy local gourmet coffee shops or starbucks.
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Unread 11-29-2012, 09:54 PM   #60085
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My cat is being very mischievous. She won't let me sleep. >~<
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Unread 11-29-2012, 09:58 PM   #60086
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When Brando gets home we're going to go be hipster at Tim Hortons and draw while eating doughnuts.
I read that as "eat while drawing donuts"
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Unread 11-29-2012, 10:01 PM   #60087
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I read that as "eat while drawing donuts"
That sounds wonderful, I'd really like to do that.
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Unread 11-29-2012, 10:42 PM   #60088
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Unread 11-29-2012, 10:48 PM   #60089
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For the first time, I'm terrified of a math test.
Because I'm tired and also was half asleep during one of the topics...
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Unread 11-29-2012, 10:59 PM   #60090
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D: Ohhhh, good luck! Math now I love and hate. So much.



on a side note... I can't seem to narrow down my preference/likes list for the Secret Santa. Oh boyyyyy. >>;;
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