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Unread 12-07-2012, 05:39 PM   #60631
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I just don't say anything at all, and if someone says it to me I just respond with "you too".

One time though someone was upset I didn't say anything, got the good ole "I don't care" in return.
If someone says any sort of pleasant holiday-themed greeting I just say "you too" and mean it. I don't care what greeting it is, if people mean what they say then I'll mean what I reply.

If your going to bitch because my greeting didn't have your specific religious holiday mentioned then you know what? NO GREETING FOR YOU. Have a shitty winter. May all your bacon burn. I hope your grandma gets run over by a reindeer.
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Unread 12-07-2012, 05:45 PM   #60632
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NOT THE BACON!!!

I can smell dinner. It smells good. I'm also taking up the entire couch because I can.

I hate Christmas shoppers. Not everyone shopping for Christmas is a Christmas shopper.
Christmas shoppers are a special type of rude and are slightly crazier than the average shopper.
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Unread 12-07-2012, 05:48 PM   #60633
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NOT THE BACON!!!

I can smell dinner. It smells good. I'm also taking up the entire couch because I can.

I hate Christmas shoppers. Not everyone shopping for Christmas is a Christmas shopper.
Christmas shoppers are a special type of rude and are slightly crazier than the average shopper.
YES THE BACON.

I made some chicken nuggets and a salad. I'll probably want something more later. But for now I am good.

Holiday shoppers of all sorts are awful. I don't know what it is but they lose all sort of common sense and consideration for people around them and just numbly patrol the stores like that lady from the Walking Dead who never watches her goddamn kid.
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Unread 12-07-2012, 05:49 PM   #60634
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I was putting patient charts away before I left work, and I happened to glance at a note a nurse had written in one of them-- "condom remained in utero after withdrawal."



How did it get in her uterus?
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Unread 12-07-2012, 05:50 PM   #60635
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Unread 12-07-2012, 05:53 PM   #60636
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I was putting patient charts away before I left work, and I happened to glance at a note a nurse had written in one of them-- "condom remained in utero after withdrawal."



How did it get in her uterus?

Is it even possible for that to happen..?

I didn't know that was something that could happen.

Is that mans wang just REALLY long?
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Unread 12-07-2012, 05:58 PM   #60637
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Is it even possible for that to happen..?

I didn't know that was something that could happen.

Is that mans wang just REALLY long?
I'm pretty sure the nurse just meant it remained in the vaginal canal, which happens sometimes. In utero refers pretty specifically to the uterus, as you can guess. It was a horrible couple of seconds imagining what that must be like, though.
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Unread 12-07-2012, 05:58 PM   #60638
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Uhhh, that's not super difficult. A lot of condoms seem to LOVE to start sliding off with a little motion. Perfectly reasonable to assume nobody noticed it before it slipped off entirely (and as well, you are also supposed to pull out afterward, BEFORE your manhood shrinks down and the condom would slip off anyway, when having sex with one. Maybe that's what happened.)

Also, yes, holiday shoppers are awful. Especially when it involves jewellery. I've got a hundred rant about bad customers I had to deal with at Sears. so far Old Navy's been fine, except this one bitchy old lady who comes in every week and the first thing she does is complain that we keep moving things around so she can't find what she's looking for, and won't SAY what she's looking for when we ask...
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Unread 12-07-2012, 05:59 PM   #60639
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Whoa. I've never had the condom slide off. It's like "LOL LATER" and just packs up it's little suitcase and top hat.

That old lady sounds a bit touched..
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Unread 12-07-2012, 06:05 PM   #60640
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Whoa. I've never had the condom slide off. It's like "LOL LATER" and just packs up it's little suitcase and top hat.

That old lady sounds a bit touched..
I more mean start slipping off but not all the way (never slid off for me, BUT, we rarely use them since I'm on the pill and bf HATES the things for at least four reasons (plus we usually manage withdrawal as well)). Although there's one brand, holy crap, I dunno WHO can wear the damn things. They're SO small/tight despite being one size fits all and it's like, instant slippage. We had to pretty well chuck out the giant variety-pack of them after a few attempts.
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There is a vibe here that says "We're in this together! Through thick and thin fabric! Through cold water washes and burning hot irons! Though we might super glue ourselves to our projects, cut holes/gashes/oh-god-mom's-gonna-kill-me into the dining room table, we will stand strong together. Unless there is a 75% off sale at the Fabric store. Then you're on your own. And get the hell out of my way." <3
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Unread 12-07-2012, 06:11 PM   #60641
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Condoms slip off, then the guy continues the sex thus pushing the condom further back into the girl.

Usually when it start to slip I stop immediately and Erectify the problem.

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Unread 12-07-2012, 06:11 PM   #60642
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^That was terrible AND hilarious at the same time. Good job.
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There is a vibe here that says "We're in this together! Through thick and thin fabric! Through cold water washes and burning hot irons! Though we might super glue ourselves to our projects, cut holes/gashes/oh-god-mom's-gonna-kill-me into the dining room table, we will stand strong together. Unless there is a 75% off sale at the Fabric store. Then you're on your own. And get the hell out of my way." <3
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Unread 12-07-2012, 06:12 PM   #60643
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Condoms slip off, then the guy continues the sex thus pushing the condom further back into the girl.

Usually when it start to slip I stop immediately and Erectify the problem.

HAHA
I'd make another pun, but this is my night off.
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there are some angry people out shopping during the holidays...
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Unread 12-07-2012, 06:20 PM   #60645
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there are some angry people out shopping during the holidays...
That's the norm round here
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