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Unread 12-07-2012, 08:06 PM   #60661
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I would imagine that would be a little difficult.

The condom goes on the wang. Then it comes off later. The end. A novel by Emmers.
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Unread 12-07-2012, 08:36 PM   #60662
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But can the condom go from vagina to uterus? Isn't the cervix kind of in the way?

I know NOTHING about condoms.
I... doubt it. The cervical opening is typically really small, just about enough to admit, er, biological fluids through.

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Condoms may slip off, often because they haven't been put on correctly, but if anything they'd just wind up in the vaginal canal and have to be awkwardly removed. Sometimes you may not be able to reach it, or have pieces that come off, and then you need to see a medical professional to get it out. Thus the importance of proper condom application.


One of my coworkers is a lesbian, and when students ask her questions about condoms she's always like "UHHHHHHHHHHH let me just consult with the doctor for you." XD
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Unread 12-07-2012, 08:45 PM   #60663
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To be fair, some woman may enjoy/get paid for cervical stuff happening to them.
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Unread 12-07-2012, 08:47 PM   #60664
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Uh, I find that highly doubtful.
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Unread 12-07-2012, 08:50 PM   #60665
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One of my coworkers is a lesbian, and when students ask her questions about condoms she's always like "UHHHHHHHHHHH let me just consult with the doctor for you." XD
Talk about awkward. Right?
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Unread 12-07-2012, 08:50 PM   #60666
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I have a lady friend who enjoys her sex rough enough that she loves when a guy "punches" her cervix with his wang.


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Unread 12-07-2012, 08:55 PM   #60667
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I have a lady friend who enjoys her sex rough enough that she loves when a guy "punches" her cervix with his wang.


Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
Nothing is wrong with enjoying rough sex.
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Unread 12-07-2012, 09:06 PM   #60668
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Unread 12-07-2012, 09:07 PM   #60669
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Unread 12-07-2012, 09:09 PM   #60670
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Nothing wrong with a good deep-dicking every now and again, but judging from the many, many opinions I've read, the majority of women don't like a cervix pounding.
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Unread 12-07-2012, 09:18 PM   #60672
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Nothing wrong with a good deep-dicking every now and again, but judging from the many, many opinions I've read, the majority of women don't like a cervix pounding.
Only in moderation SV.

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Unread 12-07-2012, 09:25 PM   #60673
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I... doubt it. The cervical opening is typically really small, just about enough to admit, er, biological fluids through.

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Those of us who've had Pap tests know what it feels like to have a brush inserted into your cervical entrance-- it shouldn't be painful, but it's usually not a comfortable sensation. If things are getting up in your cervix during penis-in-vagina sex, SOMETHING HAS GONE HORRIBLY WRONG.




One of my coworkers is a lesbian, and when students ask her questions about condoms she's always like "UHHHHHHHHHHH let me just consult with the doctor for you." XD


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I am good girl and get my Pap smear every year and it is always uncomfortable. Not painful. At least not after they used the right sized thing.


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Unread 12-07-2012, 09:26 PM   #60674
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Unread 12-07-2012, 09:27 PM   #60675
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