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Unread 10-14-2013, 03:26 PM   #76351
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Since we're on the subject of bafflingly inappropriate youth-sex-stories, here's mine:

When I was like, 8 or 9, I had a sex dream about a giant woman. And I do mean giant. We're talking Alison Hayes circa 1958 here. And I just like, hugged her boob for a while. Then woke up. It was fucking weird.
Anytime sex is mentioned, Sy shows up.
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Unread 10-14-2013, 04:49 PM   #76352
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When I defeet you all, you'll all be incapable of lower limb based locomotion.
That's a rather off-handed remark.
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Unread 10-14-2013, 04:52 PM   #76353
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Anytime sex is mentioned, Sy shows up.
Of all things this should not surprise you.
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Unread 10-14-2013, 05:32 PM   #76354
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That's a rather off-handed remark.
I went out on a limb, but I was hoping everyone could digit.
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Unread 10-14-2013, 05:39 PM   #76355
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Woohoo, no carsickness on the return trip (so far....). And I just remembered it's my turn to put the trash out tonight, which I've never done before since there's seven people (including myself) to rotate through it each week and I've lived there for seven weeks now... hopefully I don't mess anything up. Living in an apartment means I'm used to tossing it in a bin and forgetting about it, not taking it myself to the curb. (And likewise, Mom being out in the country there's no trash pickup, so she just makes a dump run every month and burns her paper in the woodstove. Yep, totally not used to trash handling.)
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There is a vibe here that says "We're in this together! Through thick and thin fabric! Through cold water washes and burning hot irons! Though we might super glue ourselves to our projects, cut holes/gashes/oh-god-mom's-gonna-kill-me into the dining room table, we will stand strong together. Unless there is a 75% off sale at the Fabric store. Then you're on your own. And get the hell out of my way." <3
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Unread 10-15-2013, 09:13 AM   #76356
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Unread 10-15-2013, 10:05 AM   #76357
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Unread 10-15-2013, 11:39 AM   #76358
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Since we're on the subject of bafflingly inappropriate youth-sex-stories, here's mine:

When I was like, 8 or 9, I had a sex dream about a giant woman. And I do mean giant. We're talking Alison Hayes circa 1958 here. And I just like, hugged her boob for a while. Then woke up. It was fucking weird.
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I'm pretty sure there's an entire fetish subculture for that.
There is, I am sorry to say, although it's far from the weirdest I've ever heard of. Every time I think I've encountered every bizarre fetish out there, something new and horrifying always manages to pop up, like a festering pubic boil just after you've waxed your bikini line. Which is probably also a fetish.

You know, some days I just sit and think about all those Fanfiction Fridays on Topless Robot I've read, and I wonder why I did it, and I lament that it's my own fault that I will probably never feel clean again.
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Unread 10-15-2013, 11:48 AM   #76359
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You know, some days I just sit and think about all those Fanfiction Fridays on Topless Robot I've read, and I wonder why I did it, and I lament that it's my own fault that I will probably never feel clean again.
I once came upon a 'Lord of the Rings' fanfiction. For all reasoning it was written quite well, right up to the part the author skillfully described Frodo shitting into his chamber-pot and going about his day.


Perhaps I am not the only one who missed that detail of the LOTR movies? The scene where the fellowship eats some bad sushi and waddles their way to the nearest gas station bathroom only to find there's no toilet-paper.
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Unread 10-15-2013, 12:19 PM   #76360
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About to make some lunch, then I need to go to Staples/Michael's for newsprint, a huge-ass binder and manila envelopes....
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There is a vibe here that says "We're in this together! Through thick and thin fabric! Through cold water washes and burning hot irons! Though we might super glue ourselves to our projects, cut holes/gashes/oh-god-mom's-gonna-kill-me into the dining room table, we will stand strong together. Unless there is a 75% off sale at the Fabric store. Then you're on your own. And get the hell out of my way." <3
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Unread 10-15-2013, 12:55 PM   #76361
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How did the Peanuts become the mascot for a life insurance company...
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Unread 10-15-2013, 01:59 PM   #76362
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All women's college was like "yo, you should come here" and I was all "lol youre in the mountains and too expensive"
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Unread 10-15-2013, 03:15 PM   #76363
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Unread 10-15-2013, 03:24 PM   #76364
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The Peanuts crew has been in Metlife ads for quite a while, I'd say at least a decade. Kinda sad how the cartoon is being really heavily commercialized now when Schultz apparently had in his will to not do that sorta thing.
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