That would actually be pretty funny. Oselle on this board dressed up as a 'woMan in Tights' with another friend and they performed the dance at Toronto Trek 16, I think. Or 17... I can't remember the numbers, but it was last year (2002). They were so well recieved, they even got called back for an encore.
This would work really well with a bunch (or even just a few) Links, in my opinion.
The world needs more wo/Men in Tights.