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Unread 04-11-2012, 11:26 AM   #1501
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Unread 04-11-2012, 11:26 AM   #1502
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So as soon as you sprouted pubes, you had a serious girlfriend. I tip my hat to you, sir. Most impressive!
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Unread 04-11-2012, 11:28 AM   #1503
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Well it's not all the time, and I understand he's my father, but he treats me like I am an idiot sometimes. Like tonight, I simply asked what he was making and he raised his voice at me and mumbled how "stupid" I was. He even went so far once to reach back, hit me, and call me a stupid bitch...
This is all kinds of bullshit.... come live with me >=( But seriously my friend went through something similar and I can't stand seeing it happen to another friend =(
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Unread 04-11-2012, 11:32 AM   #1504
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Haha, have I never shared this with you before?

My heart warming story of young love; I met my ex as an 11 year old at a school disco. We were together till we were 21.

Weird. As. Fuck.

So, honestly, I probably didn't have pubes at that point (is it weird I can't remember when I started getting pubes?). We were together for several years before we engaged in anything even remotely sexual. Obviously. As we were 11.

Again, in hindsight, it is pretty goddamn weird.

EDIT - It helped that she was unbelievably attractive. And very nice.
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Unread 04-11-2012, 11:33 AM   #1505
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I haven't gotten my first pubes yet.


Wait.
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Unread 04-11-2012, 11:34 AM   #1506
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Haha, have I never shared this with you before?

My heart warming story of young love; I met my ex as an 11 year old at a school disco. We went out till we were 21.

Weird. As. Fuck.

So, honestly, I probably didn't have pubes at that point (is it weird I can't remember when I started getting pubes?). We were together for several years before we engaged in anything even remotely sexual. Obviously. As we were 11.

Again, in hindsight, it is pretty goddamn weird.

EDIT - It helped that she was a unbelievably attractive.
You were clearly made for each other, with a limited warranty.
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Unread 04-11-2012, 11:34 AM   #1507
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Haha, have I never shared this with you before?

My heart warming story of young love; I met my ex as an 11 year old at a school disco. We went out till we were 21.

Weird. As. Fuck.

So, honestly, I probably didn't have pubes at that point (is it weird I can't remember when I started getting pubes?). We were together for several years before we engaged in anything even remotely sexual. Obviously. As we were 11.

Again, in hindsight, it is pretty goddamn weird.

EDIT - It helped that she was a unbelievably attractive.
Not odd to me. I fell in love with PD when we were thirteen.

EDIT: Helped what? Pube growth?
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Unread 04-11-2012, 11:37 AM   #1508
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Not odd to me. I fell in love with PD when we were thirteen.

EDIT: Helped what? Pube growth?
HA.

I added more to that last bit out of fear of sounding shallow. I guess I mean it helped me not cheat on her when I was a testosterone-laden-pillow-rutting teenager.

...That, errr... didn't really help the whole shallow thing, huh?
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Unread 04-11-2012, 11:44 AM   #1509
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No, pillow-humper. No it did not.
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Unread 04-11-2012, 11:47 AM   #1510
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...That, errr... didn't really help the whole shallow thing, huh?
See it that way --- at least you're honest.
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Unread 04-11-2012, 11:53 AM   #1511
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My radiator is so hot I just burnt my fucking foot.

And its not like i can just turn it down as it's hidden behind my desk, computer, and book shelf and is old as shit and near impossible to adjust. Why was it up that fucking high in the first place? In a fit of anger I hit some things and now my hand hurts. Did I mention I was 8 years old?
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Unread 04-11-2012, 11:55 AM   #1512
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Don't you wish yer ex girlfriend was hot like me?
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Unread 04-11-2012, 11:55 AM   #1513
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My radiator is so hot I just burnt my fucking foot.

And its not like i can just turn it down as it's hidden behind my desk, computer, and book shelf and is old as shit and near impossible to adjust. Why was it up that fucking high in the first place? In a fit of anger I hit some things and now my hand hurts. Did I mention I was 8 years old?
Hit a pillow. You know this.
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Unread 04-11-2012, 12:29 PM   #1514
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This is all kinds of bullshit.... come live with me >=( But seriously my friend went through something similar and I can't stand seeing it happen to another friend =(
Actually, I could if I wanted to...but I have no way of getting up there xD
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Unread 04-11-2012, 12:34 PM   #1515
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So I just googled maped my way to a chiropractic appointment. If I fallow google maps I'll really have some bone issues. According to google the bus will go through a few buildings, CVS will get hit the worse. Then I am to get off the bus cross the street till I am in the middle lane of on coming traffic walk a half of mile down said lane make a left and coninue to walk down the middle of the road to where apperently my appointment is supposed ot be. 0_o OH f-ck you google maps.
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