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Unread 11-16-2012, 01:14 PM   #4486
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You can't get AIDS just from sitting on a toilet seat someone with AIDS sat on in the first place.
Maybe if the toilet seat was like, made of razor wire... or something.
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Unread 11-16-2012, 01:19 PM   #4487
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Or if you forcefully shove any bodily fluids that individual left behind up your lady parts and smear the pee on all open wounds you might have.
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Unread 11-16-2012, 01:20 PM   #4488
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This is quickly turning into something you would see on Efukt.
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Unread 11-16-2012, 01:21 PM   #4489
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Can HIV be spread by pee? I thought it was blood borne.
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Unread 11-16-2012, 01:25 PM   #4490
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Can HIV be spread by pee? I thought it was blood borne.
That was the joke man

Though if there was blood in your pee I suppose... but that's a special circumstance
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Unread 11-16-2012, 01:42 PM   #4491
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Can HIV be spread by pee? I thought it was blood borne.
HIV is transmittable from an infected person's blood, semen, breast milk, or vaginal secretions. One or more of those substances would have to come in contact with an uninfected person's mucous membranes or an open wound or be injected into the bloodstream for the possibility of transmission.

So, basically, the likelihood of contracting HIV/AIDS by sitting on a dirty toilet seat is nil. There are other illnesses you could theoretically contract through contact with someone else's urine or feces, but the bigger threat is people not washing their hands after using the toilet and then touching stuff.

It's still way gross to get your fluids on a toilet seat and not clean them up, regardless. Just take some TP and wipe the seat down before you wash up, IT'S NOT HARD, and it saves the next person having to do it and then wash their hands and then do their business and then wash their hands again DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MOISTURIZER I GO THROUGH WITH ALL THIS HAND-WASHING?

The worst is when there's blood in the bathroom. That's always extremely unsettling. Somehow even more unsettling than poop, even if you know it's probably just menstrual blood.
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Unread 11-16-2012, 02:55 PM   #4492
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My manager at BN once told me the story of when she went to check a 'smell' complaint in the bathroom and found it coated in poop.

The stall the woman used was smeared with it up the walls and around the toilet and she found a size 3X pair of women's soiled underpants shoved in the garbage can that's attached to the stall wall. She knew only one woman of that size had been in the store and realized she saw that woman scuttling out the door shortly after coming into the store and then realized that this woman went scuttling out the front door with no underpants on and had left the bathroom covered in her poop.

There was poop in the sink.

On the floor

In the large garbage can.

She couldn't figure out how a single person could even put poop in all these places.
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Unread 11-16-2012, 03:01 PM   #4493
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I hear stories like this, it's like the people who can't handle the concept of taking a crap just happen to be the messiest and poop the most.
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Unread 11-16-2012, 03:05 PM   #4494
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My manager at BN once told me the story of when she went to check a 'smell' complaint in the bathroom and found it coated in poop.

The stall the woman used was smeared with it up the walls and around the toilet and she found a size 3X pair of women's soiled underpants shoved in the garbage can that's attached to the stall wall. She knew only one woman of that size had been in the store and realized she saw that woman scuttling out the door shortly after coming into the store and then realized that this woman went scuttling out the front door with no underpants on and had left the bathroom covered in her poop.

There was poop in the sink.

On the floor

In the large garbage can.

She couldn't figure out how a single person could even put poop in all these places.
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`'Tis JasonTerror,' I muttered, `bitching at my chamber door -
Only this, and nothing more.'
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Unread 11-16-2012, 04:01 PM   #4495
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Good GOD that's nasty. Either they need to stay home if they have explosive shits like that because that's NOT normal, or they need to learn how the fuck to go to the bathroom.
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Unread 11-16-2012, 05:54 PM   #4496
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Are you honestly going to post that every time he shows up?
That and I also have a pic of one of the Brazilian Militia members from Modern warfare 2 that looks like him lol
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Unread 11-16-2012, 06:00 PM   #4497
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My manager at BN once told me the story of when she went to check a 'smell' complaint in the bathroom and found it coated in poop.

The stall the woman used was smeared with it up the walls and around the toilet and she found a size 3X pair of women's soiled underpants shoved in the garbage can that's attached to the stall wall. She knew only one woman of that size had been in the store and realized she saw that woman scuttling out the door shortly after coming into the store and then realized that this woman went scuttling out the front door with no underpants on and had left the bathroom covered in her poop.

There was poop in the sink.

On the floor

In the large garbage can.

She couldn't figure out how a single person could even put poop in all these places.
I tried to find a gif that would accurately sum up my feelings towards this. Nope, nothing. Nothing will do.
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Unread 11-16-2012, 06:47 PM   #4498
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I tried to find a gif that would accurately sum up my feelings towards this. Nope, nothing. Nothing will do.
Here you go.

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Unread 11-17-2012, 08:19 AM   #4499
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Here you go.

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Unread 11-17-2012, 03:59 PM   #4500
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