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Unread 03-13-2012, 08:25 PM   #1
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Kill the person above you.

Pretty simple. Post a creative way to kill the person above you.

Somebody kill me already.
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Unread 03-13-2012, 08:28 PM   #2
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Fine, I shall challenge you to an arm wrestling match and wear gloves with poisoned barbs concealed in the palms.
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Unread 03-13-2012, 08:29 PM   #3
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These are getting really weird.
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Unread 03-13-2012, 08:41 PM   #4
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^ Tickles her to death.
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Unread 03-13-2012, 08:43 PM   #5
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Awesome thread idea. XD

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There is a vibe here that says "We're in this together! Through thick and thin fabric! Through cold water washes and burning hot irons! Though we might super glue ourselves to our projects, cut holes/gashes/oh-god-mom's-gonna-kill-me into the dining room table, we will stand strong together. Unless there is a 75% off sale at the Fabric store. Then you're on your own. And get the hell out of my way." <3
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Unread 03-13-2012, 08:44 PM   #6
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^ I leave a plate of poisoned cookies in the middle of Canada labelled "Baked by Bisected". =P
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Unread 03-13-2012, 08:48 PM   #7
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(Lol, I figured you were going to do that XD)

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There is a vibe here that says "We're in this together! Through thick and thin fabric! Through cold water washes and burning hot irons! Though we might super glue ourselves to our projects, cut holes/gashes/oh-god-mom's-gonna-kill-me into the dining room table, we will stand strong together. Unless there is a 75% off sale at the Fabric store. Then you're on your own. And get the hell out of my way." <3
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Unread 03-13-2012, 09:16 PM   #8
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^ I command the monster living under your bed to wake you in the middle of the night and smother you to death. With hugs.
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Unread 03-13-2012, 09:21 PM   #9
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^ I plant a subliminal message in Tangled to cause you to eat all your hair and choke to death.
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Unread 03-13-2012, 09:21 PM   #10
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^ I use your tattoos to spread a rumour that you served time in prison, thus getting you lynched.
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Unread 03-13-2012, 09:22 PM   #11
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^ I hide a copy of the cursed tape from The Ring (in DVD form) in a Tangled DVD case.
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Unread 03-13-2012, 09:24 PM   #13
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^ Dies from baking something too over the top- it comes out horribly wrong.
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There is a vibe here that says "We're in this together! Through thick and thin fabric! Through cold water washes and burning hot irons! Though we might super glue ourselves to our projects, cut holes/gashes/oh-god-mom's-gonna-kill-me into the dining room table, we will stand strong together. Unless there is a 75% off sale at the Fabric store. Then you're on your own. And get the hell out of my way." <3
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^ I release a Zombie Apocalypse handbook with deliberately bad advice.

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