Just an update!
I have now lost my first five pounds, and am going down fast! I'm very excited!
Originally Posted by Bisected8
^ Makes releasing a monster sound reasonable.
"It's not cheating! I was referring to time travel! I'm fucking magical! I have more magic in my pinky finger than in an entire god damn unicorn!"
"I'm only a man two weekends a year!"
"Alright! Why is Germany smiling? Everyone get to your bunkers! Someone gave Ludwig something dangerous!"