I have a Betta Fish. His name is Sir Reginald Goozinton III, the Last Ruler of Africa, who rules with an iron fin.
The descendant of an African Piranha and a Japanese Koi, he rose from a somewhat obscure social class (a 'fighter fish') into one of Africa's last great rulers.
I'm sorry, I just love my fish. He's so cute...
... I even trained him to 'blup' when mom or I blow him a kiss.
"Let's put a cookie on a plate and see what happens to the poor bastard who tries to steal it!"
-Sword Dude to Kari during a pointless argument
Meryl: So, there's something you like?
Solid Snake: Yeah, you've got a great butt!
Meryl: Oh, I see! First it's my eyes, now it's my butt! What's next?
Solid Snake: On the battlefield, you never think about what's next...