Haytham Kenway from ACIII
No joke, I'm serious! His face, his build, his skin tone.... his *shivers in fandom* his hair...
Coming from a fellow ponytail-long haired, guy, he's just perfect for Haytham Kenway. Look him up, you'll agree, I promise!
"Let's put a cookie on a plate and see what happens to the poor bastard who tries to steal it!"
-Sword Dude to Kari during a pointless argument
Meryl: So, there's something you like?
Solid Snake: Yeah, you've got a great butt!
Meryl: Oh, I see! First it's my eyes, now it's my butt! What's next?
Solid Snake: On the battlefield, you never think about what's next...