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Unread 07-19-2013, 07:35 AM   #1
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First World Problems

This is a place to laugh about the minor irritations in our lives that are not worthy of a rant.

I'm laying in bed reading with my iPad propped up on my chest. It fell over and hit me in the nose. It really hurts. This is not the first time it has happened.
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Unread 07-19-2013, 07:39 AM   #2
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I keep running out of red bull (well blue bolt, but it's the same thing) faster than I can replace it.

I want to make more donuts, but my fellow house dwellers keep insisting on using the kitchen to cook meals or hold coffee mornings.

The blackberries are growing too slowly! I want them now! ;_;

i do it rite?
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Unread 07-19-2013, 07:48 AM   #3
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I think those are excellent examples.

I want to go downstairs and do stuff, but I only have air conditioning in my bedroom. But I'm going to be strong and self-sacrificing. Here I go to do non-physically demanding work, inside.
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Unread 07-19-2013, 08:15 AM   #4
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I want to punch the term "#firstworldproblems" in the smug, nonexistent, consistently unfunny face.
Ah ha ha ha.
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Unread 07-19-2013, 08:18 AM   #5
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I'm Not A Wizard.

This Is Bullshit.
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Unread 07-19-2013, 08:18 AM   #6
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HURRRRRR HURRRRRRR 1ST WORLD PROBLEMS IS SUCH A LAME TERM, EMPTY MURDER THREAT, LOOK HOW EDGY I AM HURRRRRRRRRRRR!

As I said in the bitch/moan thread, BAWWW, not at SDCC, even though I was at a con last month, going to London in September, and have NYCC in October. Also ouch, my savings.
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Unread 07-19-2013, 08:20 AM   #7
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Ah ha ha ha.
The whole point of this thread is to laugh at ourselves, not be smug or dismissive of other people's problems. If that irritates anyone I recommend that they avoid the thread.
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Unread 07-19-2013, 08:27 AM   #8
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HURRRRRR HURRRRRRR 1ST WORLD PROBLEMS IS SUCH A LAME TERM, EMPTY MURDER THREAT, LOOK HOW EDGY I AM HURRRRRRRRRRRR!
I believe a sound pummeling was threatened, not murder.

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The whole point of this thread is to laugh at ourselves, not be smug or dismissive of other people's problems. If that irritates anyone I recommend that they avoid the thread.
I just had to. You know me!

As for me, I had to throw out leftover Thai food to make room in the fridge. And we have a second fridge.
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I'm Not A Wizard.

This Is Bullshit.
Anyone can be a wizard if they have enough technology to exploit Clarke's third.
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I just had to. You know me!
I do indeed.

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As for me, I had to throw out leftover Thai food to make room in the fridge. And we have a second fridge.
Oh, man. I have the "too much food to fit in the refrigerator" problem once a week.

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Anyone can be a wizard if they have enough technology to exploit Clarke's third.
Now, Bisected. We are not here to make light of other people's problems or scoff at their inability to solve them.
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I got a decent chunk of change from the government, but I don't want to go deposit it because it's too humid and my bank is about 2 blocks away.

Oh man, I can almost taste the douche-a-tude.
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Unread 07-19-2013, 08:48 AM   #12
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Whatever, Hag.
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It's funny cuz it's true. At least partly.
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I believe a sound pummeling was threatened, not murder.
Can't be EDGY with a mere pummeling. Needs to be a murder or rape threat, thems the internet rules.



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Wait Wizards aren't the norm in Canada?

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I got a decent chunk of change from the government, but I don't want to go deposit it because it's too humid and my bank is about 2 blocks away.
Been there, know that feel, etc.
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Ran out of cranberry juice; the closest store to buy the coveted juice is where i work (at Randalls), don't want to go buy any because managers there might guilt trip me into coming in on my day off.
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