Deus Ex is a video game that involves aliens
and a conspiracy theory.
The skit I have planned is based on the conspiracy section, and parodies the George Bush Administration. It follows the intro quite closely, with a few changes.
Needless to say, I do not condone drug use or abuse.
Your appointment to FEMA should be finalized within the week.
I've already discussed the matter with the Senator.
I take it he was agreeable?
He didn't really have a choice.
Has he been infected?
Oh, yes, most certainly. When I mentioned that we could put
him on the priority list for the Ambrosia vaccine, he was so
willing it was almost pathetic.
These policies - the rioting is intensifying to the point where
we may not be able to contain it.
Why contain it? Let it spill over into the schools and churches,
let the bodies pile up in the streets. In the end, they'll
beg us to save them.
I've received reports of armed attacks on shipments. There's not
enough cocaine to go around, and the underclasses are starting
to get desperate.
Of course they're desperate. They can smell their death, and the
sound they'll make rattling their cage will serve as a warning
to the rest.
Mmm. I hope you're not underestimating the problem. The others
may not go as quietly as you think - intelligence indicates
they're behind the problems in Congress.
A bunch of pretentious old men playing at running the world..
But the world left them behind long ago. We are the future.
We have other problems.
I have someone in place, though. I'm more concerned about
Cheney - he's relocated to Intensive Care.
Our vote tampering is far in advance of theirs. And their... ethical inflexibility has allowed us to
make progress in areas they refuse to consider.
The re-election project?
Among other things - but I must admit that I've been somewhat
disappointed in the performance of the primary unit.
The secondary unit should be online soon. It's currently undergoing
preparation and will be operational within six months. My people
will continue to report on its progress. If necessary, the primary
will be terminated.
We've had to endure much, you and I, but soon there will be order
again, a new age. Aquinas spoke of the mythical City on the Hill.
Soon that city will be a reality, and we will be crowned its kings.
Or better than kings. Gods.