I'd be scared. I'd run, in fact, I'd bravely run away, bravely run away away. With my luck, probably straight into a wall...
It'd be a very odd idea. Though if you're looking for hilarity, give him a flower crown and have him sing the "I'm Pretty, Oh So Pretty" song, made vastly popular from Anger Management (starring Adam Sandler).
Though if you're looking for a good B-52s song to sing, go for Cosmic Thing.