Unfortunately, I live in the Deep South, and their idea of Chinatown is the Super Wok buffet downtown. Being 1 of just 4,000 Asians in the entire region certainly doesn't lend itself to local options.
As for a wig, I don't need one. I've been growing out my hair recently and it's about as naturally close as one can get to Ranma hair. I just need the pony tail.