I tried to translate it with one of those translation programs...
Japanese to English
"Heartily! ? ? Good our right? ? Foreign country with respect to ability? ? ! ! ? Multi capitals non-? ! ! ? Multi multi finger teachings!" - okay, definitely NOT Japanese... >__<;
Chinese(traditional) to English
"Ha-ha! You ?are good I are ??on only then outside ???! ! Very many all does not understand! ! ?many advises!" - kind of... close... ^__^;
Chinese(simple) to English
"Ha-ha! Hello I was just on only then the foreign forum! ! Very many all does not understand! ! Please many advises!" - guess this is the most accurate, then. =^__^=